Jon Brings Gift For Kate To DIVORCE Arbitration and looks for “P” people

It seems Jon Gosselin’s dreams are coming true as he looses the battle to save his career and peoples interest in him is sputtering to a stop.  Jon even attempted to make some kind of amends with Kate by arriving with gifts when they met Saturday at a Pennsylvania law office. 

The two met for a day long arbitration meeting, putting them another step closer to ending their 10-year marriage.  Sources say that they are getting close to finalizing custody arrangements for the eight kids and division of assets.  Jon showed up with a bouquet of roses, we assume for Kate.  If he got the rose idea from Rabbi Shmuley we don’t know, but he apparently forgot roses also have thorns!

Although Kate acted friendly and without hostility, she left Jon and his roses behind.

Jon was also seen trying to find some paparazzi this weekend.  He finally found one that was willing to take his picture as he strolled down a deserted beach.  Oh, how sad.

All of Jon’s dreams have finally come true!  He has gotten rid of the fame so he can be “just Jon”.   He’s gotten rid of his shrew of of wife so he doesn’t have to listen to her anymore.   Now he is seeking out the “P” people to give him some attention.  Gosh, whats gonna be next, (insert crickets chirping)?  Sources say the divorce may be final before the end of the year.

The final episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 airs Monday.

You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “Jon Brings Gift For Kate To DIVORCE Arbitration and looks for “P” people”

  1. fracch says:

    Wow bringing Roses to the Divorce Meeting. I should have been so lucky…………..all I got was the lawyers bill. Kate will be better off, too bad she did not get everything because with no job and no prospects in the future for JON, who will pay the child support and of course the payments on the house, etc. Unless Jon has pipe dreams. Well I hope that Jon is real happy, he took away their source of income, and now no one wants to take his picture. Keep bringing Roses Jon
    I don’t think they helped. Also learn to keep your pants up and stop running around with every women that blinks their eyes at you!!!!!!

Leave a Reply