Tiger Woods – LUCKY HE AINT MARRIED TO A BLACK WOMAN!

December 5th, 2009 Pigskin Paula No Comments

 

Recently it has been been discovered that Tiger Woods has been playing more than just golf!   You might even say he has been using his wood both on and off the golf-course.

The one thing no-one has reported, and you know we’ve been thinking it, that if  Tiger Woods would have been married to a BLACK woman, she wouldn’t have missed his head like his wife did when she accidently put his golf club through the car window!

That’s right, I don’t mind telling it like it is.

It’s also been reported that if his wife just hangs in there for 2 more years before kicking his ass to the curb, she can get the playa for 22-million bucks!  

I say, Girl, just hang in there and let him do who what he wants too, you will get the last laugh!

The Gosselin Christmas CD – FUNNY

December 4th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments 3 Comments

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Just in time for Christmas, “The Gosselin Christmas CD”, sorta…. 

This is from The Jimmy Kimmel show and it’s funnier than shit, not that I watch it or anything….

It features such songs as:

Jon’s nuts roasting on an open fire

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Come all ye unfaithful

Elin Take The Money. Money Can’t Buy Love and Fidelity, But It Sure Secures a Future.

December 3rd, 2009 Cindy No Comments

H1N1 Vaccine Registry is a Hoax.

December 3rd, 2009 Cindy No Comments

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I just wanted to put a little note out there for our readers.  There is an email circulating from the CDC asking people for information regarding the H1N1 flue.  Do NOT send any information to this email.  It is A HOAX. 

Some smart ass once again thought it would be hilarious to to infect computers with a new virus.  I know a few of you have had bouts of the H1N1 and I  didn’t want anyone to think that they were responding to a proper email. 

CDC officials have posted a warning about the e-mail scam on the CDC Web page, and state officials planned to do the same.

This also plays into the rumour that the H1N1 vaccine was going to be  federally mandated by the government.

I Wonder if Whoopi is Friends with Tiger.

December 3rd, 2009 Cindy No Comments

Unfortunately I have a day job and I do not watch The View. I occasionally catch a few clips on the web and found this clip pretty interesting. The girls are usually pretty gossipy with their discussions regarding celebrities, but for whatever reason Whoopi did not want to discuss Tiger and his troubles at ALL!

Hmm……….

Jon & Kate – What They Did For Thanksgiving

November 28th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

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Jon & Kate Plus 8 might be over but the turmoil continues…

Over Thanksgiving Kate had her “bodyguard” who she is rumored to have had an affair with, and his wife, over for Thanksgiving dinner. 

Poor Kate, who must have gotten up early to begin cooking, left the house and didn’t even have time to do her hair!

Remember, Jon had announced that he had plans to spend Thanksgiving with girlfriend, Hailey Glassman and her family, BEFORE, they agreed to take a break.

Well, Jon aparently tried to Tweet to his “Soul Mate” as he refers to Haily, he was going to his Grandma’s for Thanksgiving dinner but got busted when she Tweeted back, “LOL-U are in Utah snowboarding w/”friends”  lol-ur redic!”

Breaking Dawn – BELLA CHEATS ON EDWARD WITH JACOD

November 27th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

If you’ve read “Twilight” or “New Moon” then watched the movies you know that the producers are using their “artistic license” to make changes in the movies. 

Here is just one possible out come that we might be seeing in “Breaking Dawn”.

Adam Lambert – IS HE DISTROYING HIS CAREER

November 25th, 2009 Dale No Comments

I said this was going to happen, but who listens to me?  Access Hollywood learned from a rep for Adam Lambert that ABC’s “Good Morning America” has canceled his live morning show concert Wednesday morning….

I said he was a little TOO over the top and it seems America agrees with me.  An ABC News spokesperson said “Given his controversial live performance on the AMAs we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”  Guess bacon and eggs doesn’t go very well with tongue…
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Wal-Mart – The Worst Shopping Experience of MY LIFE!

November 23rd, 2009 Dale 8 Comments

Let me tell you about two of the worst days of my life, SHOPPING AT my local WAL-MART ! 

Last week I decided to visit Wal-Mart, also known as, “The Evil Empire“, after my wife had noticed a wire showing from one of her tires.  I usually avoid the place like the plague, but I needed to pick up some groceries, so for the sake of time, I decided I would buy new tires and have them mounted while I did my grocery shopping.  So, I drove the 30 minutes to the nearest Wal-Mart to my home in Flint, TX.

When I arrived at the TLE bay, AKA, Automotive Department,  at Wal-Mart #1022, located at the corner of Loop 323 and Hwy 64 west in Tyler, TX.  I approached the young man holding the hand-held computer filling out tickets who was helping another customer.  After listening to the lengthy conversation about the mans operation and the irregularity of his bowl movements, it was finally my turn! 
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Jon Gosselin – Kate Major May Be Getting Ready To Sue

November 23rd, 2009 Dale 1 Comment

Talk about digging a hole you can’t get out of?  And thats not even a slam on Hailey Glassman “this time“! 

Maybe someone will have mercy on him and just bury him alive.

On top of making an alleged sex-tape with a hooker that his buddies recorded with a hidden camera and all of the other shit he has done, Kate Major has come back in the picture!  Memba her?  She was the reporter that Jon talked into quiting her job at Star Magazine so they could have a “love affair”.  Oh, and he apparently agreed to give her a job!  More likley he was expecting to get a job from her.  And not the kind you could put on a resume either!

According to Michael Lohan, who we all know is reputable source of information,  Jon actually signed a handwritten note stating his intentions to hire her.  He then later backed out of the agreement when he decided to go back to Hailey Glassman. 

Michael is saying the note, even though it is handwritten, is a legal document and binding.  So, Kate may be seeking legal action against Jon as well.  I guess she can just get in line!

Kate Major, Michael Lohan as well as the Body Guard who alleges he saw Jon’s ”sex tape” being made, are all set to testify against Jon in the upcoming TLC trial that begins December 14th.

Someone grab a shovel and just fill in the hole……

Dr. Conrad Murray Returns To Work – RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

November 23rd, 2009 Dale 1 Comment

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Propofol Anyone?  Believe it or not Conrad Murray, The Dr. made famous by murdering Michael Jackson, has returned to work!  OK, so the investigation is still “pending”,  so his “alleged” murderer has returned to work.  It took 3 months to get Michael finally buried.  I wonder how long they can drag out the investigation before they have to arrest and convict Dr. Murray?

According to E! News, “Because of a deteriorating financial condition and prompting by many of his beloved patients, on Nov 20, 2009, Dr. Conrad Murray resumed his cardiology practice in Houston, Texas.”  Murray’s attorney, Ed Chernoff, said.  He actually returned to work this past Friday.

Let me translate.  Dr. Murray was gettin strapped for cash and needed him some Christmas Money!

Get this!  Dr. Murray plans to attend to patients in both Las Vegas and Houston.  His decision to firts return to practice in Houston was made because of the greater need these low-income patients have for his services.  So, in-other-words, poor people in Houston are still willing to see him because, 1. They can’t afford anyone better, or 2. The can’t afford cable TV and don’t know about his reputation.

Hey, maybe he should  run a 2 for 1 sale or a BOGO like Payless Shoes?

Anyway,

Dr. Murray said” I’m taking my life back step by step and I wanted to come home and this is my home.  And therefore, I’m back to serve Propofol.  This isn’t easy for me.  Mentally, it’s tough.”

Miley & Selena Say – THEY DON’T LIKE TWILIGHT

November 23rd, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

Guess what?  Not everyone likes Twilight!  It seems to be the one thing Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez can agree upon, other than the fact that they hate each other.

Miley Cyrus told a radio station this week when talking about Twilight fans, ”It’s a cult”,  as if every pre-teen in America sporting the entire Hanna Montana collection is a religious movement…  go figure.

To top things off, Selena, I’m a Wizard, Gomez, says when it comes to Saga flicks, “I don’t watch them.”

It’s understandable Selena would be a little jelious, seeing what her ex-boyfriend, Taylor Lautner has become, and I don’t mean a ware-wolf!  But Selena agreeing with Miley about ANYTHING?  Something just aint right!

Jon Brings Gift For Kate To DIVORCE Arbitration and looks for “P” people

November 23rd, 2009 Dale 1 Comment

It seems Jon Gosselin’s dreams are coming true as he looses the battle to save his career and peoples interest in him is sputtering to a stop.  Jon even attempted to make some kind of amends with Kate by arriving with gifts when they met Saturday at a Pennsylvania law office. 

The two met for a day long arbitration meeting, putting them another step closer to ending their 10-year marriage.  Sources say that they are getting close to finalizing custody arrangements for the eight kids and division of assets.  Jon showed up with a bouquet of roses, we assume for Kate.  If he got the rose idea from Rabbi Shmuley we don’t know, but he apparently forgot roses also have thorns!

Although Kate acted friendly and without hostility, she left Jon and his roses behind.

Jon was also seen trying to find some paparazzi this weekend.  He finally found one that was willing to take his picture as he strolled down a deserted beach.  Oh, how sad.

All of Jon’s dreams have finally come true!  He has gotten rid of the fame so he can be “just Jon”.   He’s gotten rid of his shrew of of wife so he doesn’t have to listen to her anymore.   Now he is seeking out the “P” people to give him some attention.  Gosh, whats gonna be next, (insert crickets chirping)?  Sources say the divorce may be final before the end of the year.

The final episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 airs Monday.

Elizabeth Lambert – PLAYS DIRTY – PMS?

November 22nd, 2009 Dale No Comments

As a society where men and women are viewed as equals, we are often sent mixed messages by those who are traditionally seen as the weaker sex. 

Women protest  if they ruled the world there would be no wars and everyone would live in peace.  Men, however, fear that if a member of the “fairer” sex were ever lifted to the level of world leader, we would all be in danger from her monthly bouts of PMS which would probably result in someone being nuked.

I think men have a pretty strong reason to be fearful, not because the “woman” might do a better job, but because of the uncontrollable fits of rage that arrives along with their monthly gift!  Take Elizabeth Lambert for example…..

Just see how the peace loving female handles her differences with a fellow soccer player!  The Women’s Soccer player from University of New Mexico viciously attacks her Brigham Young competitor. 

Most people where shock and dismayed by her actions while others wondered where was the mud.

World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman and CEO Vince McMahon called Lambert offering her a job.

 

NEW MOON – I Saw It Lastnight

November 21st, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

“New Moon” was EVERYTHING I expected and more!  I still don’t really see why everyone thinks Robert Pattinson, Aka Edward is so HOT, but for everything Edward might lack in manly good looks, Jacod more than made up for!  Jacod is HOT! 

The Theatre was packed but not a single person was chatting it up with thier friends nor on their cell-phone.  During the show there were several times that moans resonated across the room, which always made everyone break out in laughter!  The only way it could have been better is if there were nude shots of Jacod! 

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Oprah Says – I QUIT!

November 20th, 2009 Dale No Comments

BIG NEWS today on Oprah!  Oprah Winfrey is set to announce today on her Friday “Live” show that SHE QUITS!  Or at-least The Oprah Winfrey Show. 

Winfrey, 55, and who’s net worth is said to be 2.7 billion, yes, BILLION, says the last show will air in 2011. 

The show that started out as a local Chicago morning program has grown into a international program, reaching over 145 countries worldwide and watched by an estimated 42 million viewers a week in the U.S. alone.

The Oprah Winfrey Show, which has slipped 7 percent from a year ago, was the launching pad for “Harpo Productions Inc.”     People have not speculated the reason for the 7 percent slip in ratings, however, many “Non Obama Supporters”,  publicly announced they would stop watching the favored talk-show after she announced her support of the now President of The United States. 

Well, her rating might be down but don’t count her out, just yet!

Oprah is expected to start ANOTHER talk-show on, get this, “OWN“,  which stands for “The Oprah Winfrey Network“.  OWN is a joint venture with Discovery Communications Inc. and is expected to debut in 2011.  Coincidence?  I think not!   OWN is expected to replace the Discovery Health Channel. 

CBS, who is trying their best to be Politically Correct, you know is squirming but says “We know that anything she turns her hand to will be a great success.  We look forward to working with her for the next several years, and hopefully afterwards as well.” 

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Robert Pattinson Asks Fan To TAKE OFF HER CLOTHS

November 19th, 2009 Dale No Comments

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Robert Pattinson decided who needs porn when you can see it first hand from your fans!  Robert admitted to Ellen in a segment of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, that he asked a fan to take off her cloths!  AND SHE DID!

Robert said, “I was doing a pre-interview for this show, and I immediately regretted saying that.  I sound like I’m actually just abusing my position.”

How funny!  Apparently, it all happened while Robert was in the process of giving about 500 autographs.  He said he gets about 10 minutes with each fan and most of the time there is just awkward silence and he was a little tired of just saying “Hi, how are you?” 

So, when a fan came up to him and asked, “What can I do to get your attention?”, he decided to tell her, “Um, just take your clothes off.”  AND SHE DID!  She frantically began trying to take off her cloths, but unfortunately, security dragged her from the room before she was able to give him a full frontal!  Robert says, “I never felt more terrible.”  Yea right!

I wonder if he usd his spooky vampire powers? 

Pornography Director Says He Will Make Movie About Jaycee Dugard

November 18th, 2009 Dale 1 Comment

There is wrong then there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed and Shane Ryan has just crossed that line in my opinion.

Shane Ryan, pornography director, has  plans to begin production of a movie next month about the abduction of  Jaycee Dugard.   Ryan has also directed some low-class horror movies like “Amateur Porn Star Killer” and  “Romance Road Killers”.   His new movie about Jaycee Dugard’s abduction is called “Abducted Girl, An American Sex Slave”.

Ryan told Sacramento TV station KCRA that he intends to focus on the relationship between Jaycee and the sick bastard, Phillip Garido, who abducted her, raped her and kept her in his back yard for 18 years.  They didn’t say the sick bastard part, that part was mine!

A spokeswoman for Jaycee says only she and her family should decide when or if a film about her abduction should ever be made.

This is just sick and goes way way beyond being disrespectful!  Jaycee didn’t ask to be abducted, raped, impregnated and held for 18-years.  There are some boundaries that just shouldn’t be crossed…

Levi Johnston – No Goober Gazing

November 18th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

 

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If you’ve been looking forward to seeing Levi Johnston’s, little Johnston, and I don’t mean the baby,  in Playgirl looks like your out of luck!

Levi got cold feet, or maybe something else got cold and shrunk, but anyway, he decided not to go thru with the full-view! 

Just a few days ago, Oprah asked Sarah Palin about Levi and she mentioned his “aspiring porn career“.  You can’t have  a porn career if your afraid to show the Shillong Levi…. 

Spokesman Daniel Nardicio said the following about Levi and his manager.

“He did not give “full-frontal’ as his manager Tank Jones reported he would.  We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them.  Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.” 

In the spread, Levi Poses with his HOCKY STICK but it doesn’t show his puck…

Radio Shack Is Smarter Than the Government

November 17th, 2009 Dale No Comments
I received this email today from a friend.  It’s a letter from a man that is really pissed off to the Passport office.  Sarah Palin said that when she was interviewed as a possible running-mate for vice-pres, they even knew what surmons she had heard at churches she visited as a child.  Sorta makes you wonder….

Dear sirs,
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver’s license, on the last eight damn passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f—g address.

What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal ass holes working’ there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don’t want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another f—g’ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that’d be to damn easy and maybe makes sense. You’d rather have us running all over the f—g’ place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ass hole to confirm that it’s really me on the damn picture – you know,the one where we’re not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic morons) Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re totally pissed off!

Signed – An Irate Citizen.

P. S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it’s me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 …….I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang……..However, I have to get someone ‘important’ to verify who I am – you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

Sincerely,

You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who.

 

Sarah Palin – SHE AINT AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH

November 17th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

In case you missed Oprah yesterday or the first half of the Barbara Walters interview this morning, Sarah Palin has gone “Rogue”!  That’s also the name of her new book “Going Rogue“ which she plugs at every opportunity.

I was really surprised at the interviews and am so glad that someone is finally telling truth for a change. 

In the interviews, which she says is also in the BOOK every chance she gets, she tells how the whole Presidential campaign was scripted.  She says her clothing was bought for her, she was told what to say and what not to say and at no part of the campaign was she allowed to share HER views or HER beliefs.  She was only allowed to say what they told her to. 

I’m no fan of politicians and have always believed that their campaigns are just an act.  Which is probably why actors seem to do so well in politics.  It’s like a breath of fresh air to finally have someone from the inside admit what we have all known, it’s all an act!

Political Correctness is killing our country and is just wrong.  You’re not supposed to be truthful about what you think, feel or believe in because it MIGHT offend someone.  If you’re not allowed to speak your mind, however, how will people every really know what your about regardless if you are a democrat or a republican.

Oh Lord and lets talk about teen pregnancy!  She tells how when the campaign team found out that her daughter Bristol was pregnant they wanted to promote it and say how wonderful it was!  She said ”NO”, we are not happy about it and I feel to say that we are would be sending out the wrong message to other young teens!  Of-course they ignored her wishes and played it up anyway…  And officials say they can’t figure out why teen pregnancy is an epidemic in our country!

Way to go Sarah Palin!

Cindy Crawfords Daughter Was Bound and Gagged

November 17th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

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The two things you don’t do is fuck with someones kids or their money.   Unfortunately, a German man, Edis Kayalar, tried to do both and is going to have to learn his lesson the hard way!

Edis Kayalar, 26, has been charged with trying to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford by threatening to publish a photo of her daughter gagged and bound to a chair. 

The picture, taken a year ago,  shows the girl, wearing a T-shirt and shorts and is gagged and bound in a chair.  Thecc photo was apparently taken by the couples former nanny a year ago when she was still 7. 

When asked about the photo, the little girl explained to her parents, who didn’t know about the photo, that it was taken as part of a “cops and robbers” game they had been playing.

Kayalar, already known to the police for drug-related offences was friends with the nanny and got the picture from her.  He then threatened Crawford, 43, and her husband Rande Gerber with the release of the photo unless his demands were met.

The couple reported the extortion attempt as soon as Kayalar approached them, triggering an FBI investigation.  He was then questioned, arrested and is now in deeeep shit!

This is scary and I know was to Cindy and her husband!  Why would someone, especially a care-giver like a nanny, ever gag and tie-up a child,  much less TAKE A PICTURE!?

Sounds more to me like a botched kidnapping attempt or either they just lost their nerve!  Either way, there is more to this story….

New Moon Fans ESTROGEN OVERLOAD

November 17th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments No Comments

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and  Taylor Lautner who play Edward Cullen, Bella Swan and Jacob Black in the Stephanie Meyer’s novel  turned MEGA MOVIE, “Twilight” arrived Monday night at the unveiling of  “New Moon“.

The actors were greeted by THOUSANDS, yes THOUSAND(S) of fans, most of whom were writhing teenage girls! 

I can picture Robert Pattinson having to step over girls laying on the red-carpet convulsing and frothing at the mouth calling his name…    R  o  b  e  r  t…. 

“Twi-hards” as they have named themselves, I could go so many places with that name, started arriving Thursday afternoon to get a place in line for one of the only 800 available tickets and to get a good look at the three when they arrived.   The fans, who I’m sure were pretty ripe after 3 days without a shower, traveled from far and wide to see their idols…

Micole Zamora, age-36, was 6th in line after arriving Thursday afternoon.  She and her three sisters wore “New Moon” T-shirts they made for the occasion.  They spent all weekend “reading, listening to the iPod and trying to sleep, anything to pass the time.   Or get their minds off of the smell after going 3 days without a shower!

Christina Fuentes and four of her friends cam from New Jersey for the premiere.  The 24-year old wore vampire teeth and carried a homemade sign that read, “We flew in from NJ!.  We’ve camped out for three days just to see you”.  She even pasted her airline boarding pass to the sign as proof.

I like “Twilight”.  I am buying my ticket days in advance, “via the Internet”.  Standing in line for 3-days without a shower, brushing my teeth or a blow-dryer?  Not going to do!  ALTHOUGH, Taylor Lautner is pretty HOT!   Thats why I chose this picture!  Yummy….

Teacher Tapes Students Mouths SHUT

November 16th, 2009 Dale 3 Comments

In the future you may want to mark tape off of your kids school-supply list, unless you want the teacher to wrap it around their heads to keep their mouths shut…

Two mothers are in a up-roar after their children told them that the volunteer teacher had put tape over their mouths after they wouldn’t stop talking.

The alleged incident happened at the Denver Venture High School.  The mothers who appeared together this morning on FOX & Friends say that they didn’t hear about the taping incident for 2 days after the incident happened.  One mother said it was two weeks before she heard what had happened.  Apparently the two high-school students wouldn’t stop talking so instead of sending them to the office where they would have been suspended, she decided to wrap tape around their heads 4-times to keep their mouths shut. 

The first mother to hear the news contacted the school who was told they would investigate what had happened.  The volunteer teacher was eventually dismissed but says they boys were laughing and didn’t take the action seriously. 

Not being satisfied by the teachers termination the mothers went before the school board who said there just wasn’t enough evidence to take the case any further.  The two mothers, still not satisfied, I’m sure will think twice before sending tape to school with their kids school supplies…

Me personally, I think I remember a teacher putting tape over my mouth when I was in school to make a point but of-course I also remember my feet lifting off of the floor a couple of times when I got puddling’s.

Come-on mothers, teachers can’t paddle anymore, kids are carrying guns to school and teachers are left defenseless.  I think the teacher was being pretty creative.   Instead of allowing them be suspended and missing 3 days of education she found an alternative method to get their attention.  Maybe the mothers should teach their children self-control and stop depending on the school system to raise their kids and correct their mistakes.

Sarah Palin’s Devastation

November 15th, 2009 Cindy 8 Comments

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Sarah Palin has been heating up the interview circuit with the headlines, “I was devastated when I heard that Bristol was pregnant.  I didn’t even know she was having sex.” 

I really think she could have found some better words to describe how she felt.  Or at least I would hope that she indeed feel a little differently than “devastated.” 

My first reaction to seeing this in print was that I feel sorry for Bristol and what kind of crap she must hear from her mother.  I’m sure Bristol wasn’t too thrilled with the pregnancy either and was quite aware of what the news would do to her mother.  But to tell the world that your daughter “devastated” you does loads to Bristol’s self esteem.  I could just imagine what Sarah had to say…”you’ve ruined my reputation, what are people going to say, how could you do this to me, blah, blah, blah. 

I really hope that somewhere in their relationship they were able to intelligently talk about what had happened, what Bristol’s options were, and how they could come together as a family in that stressful time. 

“Devastated”, Just rubs me the wrong way.

Twilight – Edward Is The Perfect Vampire

November 15th, 2009 Margie -Click on Title to Leave Comments 4 Comments

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From the super board twisted mind of Stephanie Meyer, a stay-at-home-mom,  says the idea for Twilight came to her in a dream, she told Oprah-Friday. 

It was like a movie in my head, said Meyer.  I thought everyone walked around watching movies in their heads but I figure they really don’t now.  I have to admit Stephanie Meyer has a good imagination or at-least one worth many millions of dollars.

She said during the interview, when it came to choosing the character to play Edward, Robert Pattinson would turn heads when he walked down the street.  He has striking features and just didn’t look like everyone else.  He would have to be someone special since Edward was the perfect vampire. 

When choosing Bella, Kristen Stewart, they were lucky to get soemone who looked like the girl next door and who is a phenomenal actress.  

Stephanie Meyer wrapped up the interview by donating 600 of the Twilight Series Collections to school students and a set to every member of the audience.

New Moon hits theteres Nov. 20th. 

Jon Gosselin – SEX TAPE & COCAINE

November 12th, 2009 Dale 15 Comments

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What the hell is Jon Gosselin going to do next?  As if walking around New York with a perpetual chubby — and I don’t mean his belly, emotionally abandoning his children and steeling money from his soon-to-be ex-wife’s joint bank account wasn’t bad enough now he’s made a sex tape and has been seen snorting Coke and not Coke-a-Cola either…

TLC has had Jon’s former “bodyguard” subpoenaed to court.  The bodyguard says he has not only seen Jon “snort cocaine” but that he also made a sex tape!  We all knew that was just a matter of time..

According to the “bodyguard“, back in October Jon’s “Pals”, Aka Mr. Lohan probably,  paid a girl to have sex with him while a hidden camera was recording.. 

Well, there goes his chances of getting custody of the children!  And if it’s not there is something seriously wrong with the judicial system…

Carrie Prejean is a BITCH – Larry King Live

November 12th, 2009 Dale No Comments

I’ve tried to think of some way to be wittie about Carrie Prejean but it isn’t happening, but she was the latest guest on CNN’s Larry King Live.  Or maybe he should change the name of the show to Larry Kink Live, since Carrie’s last public apearance was a masturbation video!  And we all know our not a celebrity until you have your own sex-tape.

Last night on Larry King Live, Carrie Prejean was asked “why she settled with the Miss California organization?”  Of-course we all know by now that she was fighting the good fight, that is until they showed her and HER MOTHER the video of her having a good time all by herself! 

Even though Larry, was asking about the settlement and never brought up what happened, Carrie informed Mr. King that she would not answer his questions about the settlement and that he was being very inappropriate. 

She finally got pissed off enough that she removed her microphone and was ready to walk off the set.  She totally missed the question from the caller that was taken and continued to say he was being inappropriate. 

In the past, many people supported Carrie after she was trashed by Perez Hilton because she voiced her opinion, however, after this recent episode people may change their minds about the beauty queen.

Whoopi Goldberg on The Viewtoday pretty much came out and said that Carrie Prejean was a BITCH when she was on their show. 

Carrie Prejean needs to worry about getting a grip on something else than her ”woman parts”  if she wants to remain in the public without scrutiny.

Jon Gosselin Sex Tape?

November 12th, 2009 Cindy 5 Comments

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Well friends, I just have to put this out there, but I really have no idea if it’s true or not. 

One of my favorite gossip sites is Evil Beet, and guess what the newest post is about?  Molls has penned a blog about Jon Gosselin and a sex tape!!!!!  And snorting cocaine!!!!!

According to the Enquirer, TLC has subpoenaed a former bodyguard to testify against Jon.  This bodyguard has stated that he has personally seen Jon snort cocaine many many times and has personally seen a porn video that was secretly taped.  Thus video happened back in October while Jon was in LA socializing with his new Hollywood friends.  Good friends that they are, they paid a girl to have sex with Jon then secretly hid a video camera to capture those precious moments.

But the kicker of this rumour is like a game of telephone.  Supposedly the bodyguard told this to Stephanie Santoro, the former nanny, who also claims she had an sex tryst with Jon.  Then Stephanie is telling the National Enquirer.  So who knows?

I am bursting at the seams to see if this crap is true though!   Holy crap!  If it is, Jon Boy has definitely hit the big times.  Someone should hold a contest for “Douche of the Year.”  I’m sure Jon would come in first

Mike Tyson Does It Again.

November 11th, 2009 Cindy 2 Comments

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Ex-heavy weight fighter Mike Tyson just can’t get his anger under control.  As of right now, the story is still “developing.”  What is being reported so far is that Tyson was at a United Airlines ticket counter at LAX airport, when paparazzi started snapping photos of him and his family.  Iron Mike was like “no way,” and just reached out and punched a pap in the nose.  Not only did Mike break the camera, but broke the paps nose as well. 

Mike, you did it again, you keep doing what you did, you’ll keep getting what you got!  Back to jail, huge lawsuits and more apologizing.  What I don’t get is why in the hell would a paparazzi get that close to Iron Mike!

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