Jon Gosselin Poops in His Pants?

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I get so sick and tired of all the gossip about the Gosselin’s then WHAM it catches my attention once again.  I am actually laughing aloud after reading this…Jon is agreeing to let TLC film his kids again if they drop the lawsuit against him.  According to RadarOnline.com that is.  This man has got to be pooping in his pants about now.  He went from having it all to hooking up with wealthy females just to survive.  He has got to be kicking himself, stupid, stupid, stupid. 

TLC sued Jon for breach of contract and won the preliminary injunction.  Jon cannot engage in any media appearances, so now Jon can’t make any money in reality TV and he isn’t making any money from TLC.  The man is unemployable period.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.   BUT, his attorney Mark Heller is quoted as saying “You haven’t seen the last of Jon Gosselin.”  That I somehow believe.

By the way, Kate seems to be doing great.  She is scheduled to co-host The View in March and is starting to work on her own reality show later in the year.

 

This man has caused himself so much grief……

Joe Jackson – WANT TO SUE OVER PICTURES OF MICHAEL’S DEAD BODY

Pimp Daddy, Joe Jackson, father of the late Michael Jackson, needs some cash and seems to be willing to do anything it takes to get what he needs to squeeze every last cent from his late son’s estate, now that his meal ticket is gone!

Joe Jacksonthe same man who decided to use his son’s funeral as a launching pad to promote his new recording label,  just filed legal documents asking a court to acknowledge the Jackson family’s right to sue news outlets that published photos of Michael Jackson’s dead body.

Joe Jackson’s lawyer, Brian Oxman, filed papers with the court in the Michael Jackson estate case, claiming the family should have the right to sue for invasion of privacy for such photos being published..

Although the documents don’t state which photos he intends to sure over, “Entertainment Tonight“, which has dollar signs spinning in Joe’s eyes like some cartoon, aired a photo of Michael — whom paramedics believed was already dead – being carried to the ambulance.

Oxman is trying to get the estate court judge to allow him access to medical records as a prelude for filing such a case.

Bud Light – Clothing Drive (Very Funny!)

Someone sent me this and I just had to share…..

Michael Jackson’s Doctor to be Charged with Involuntary Manslaughter

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Rumour is that Dr. Conrad Murray is currently meeting with his California attorney, J. Michael Flanagan, and his Texas attorney, Ed Chernoff to make preparations to surrender to the LA district attorney on Wednesday.  Dr. Murray will formally be charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. 

The legal definition of involuntary manslaughter is “when someone is killed due to criminal negligence.  That is, they are killed accidentally when someone else behaves negligently.”  A manslaughter conviction in California  carries a 2 - 4 year prison sentence.

I wonder if this court case will be televised like OJ Simpson’s was?  With what I understand so far, (which isn’t much) I think the DA might have a hard time proving that the negligence was there.  So far from what I understand it is not illegal to use propfol.  I would think the case will have to come down to the amount of the drug that was administered or the matter of Dr. Murray leaving the room, either way Court TV will get some higher than normal ratings. 

I also think that a jury will convict regardless.  So many people have come out of the wood work claiming to be Michal’s biggest fans, so maybe Dr. Murray will take a plea deal to shorten his actual jail time.  But on second thought, if he does accept a plea,  his lawyers won’t be getting the public attention, then the job offers, then the mega bucks. Gonna be interesting to see how “Hollywood” this situation becomes.

This Could Be Some Crushing News!

This morning TMZ posted this picture of Reese Witherspoon with said unnamed friend.  I have no idea who this friend is or what he does for a living, but I will tell you, THIS IS ONE BIG FRIEND!
  
Maybe it’s her contractor, or her brother, or just a friend, but could you just imagine if he’s a boyfriend!  Yikes!
 
 
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 Hmmm… I definitely say top is the position to be in. 

 

Haiti – How Far Do We Go?

 

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Any thoughts on this situation in Haiti?  Estimated 200,000 dead, hard to even wrap your mind around.  A poor country that historically has been governed by corrupt leaders.  An earthquake that demolished the capital city in Haiti. 

 The United States of America did what is thought the humanitarian thing to do.  Rescued wounded, located the dead, and gave medical care without question of payment.  Now we are bringing Haiti’s problems home with us.  A church group was just arrested for trying to smuggle 33 Haitian babies out of the country.  We have been airlifting the seriously injured to hospitals around the United States, and have raised millions and millions of dollars for the people of Haiti. 

As of last Wednesday, flights of critical injured Haitians have been stopped.  Not that WE don’t care anymore, but we are running out of room and money.  “Some states are unwilling to allow entry for Haitian nationals for critical care” according to Navy Capt. Keven Aadahl.  The Navy Capt. declined to say which states have objected to receiving the injured.  Now the uproar.

I have as much sympathy as the next person for the people of Haiti, but where does this overseas help stop and the help begin within our boundaries.  I know so many people who are out of work, a lot of people who have depleted their life savings, and a lot of people who have lost their homes, not to an earthquake, but to shady bankers and politicians.  Governor Crist of Florida has asked the Federal Government for money to treat the Haitians that are being brought to Florida.  As of now, the government hasn’t answered Governor Crists request. 

When is enough just enough?  When do we take care of our own, our homeless, our abused, our orphaned?  How many children are in foster care that nobody wants? Yet church’s are trying to smuggle babies out of Haiti.  What about our citizens that do not have hospitalization, that cannot get adequate medical coverage because they cannot afford it?  How many elder people do you know that cannot take the medication prescribed to them because they cannot afford $700 per month for one prescription? 

Why can’t we have compassion for our citizens?

 

 

  

 

Open Mouth Insert Foot – Chris Matthews MSNBC News

Chris Matthews comments on President Obama’s State of the Union Address. I understand that Matthews is a huge Obama supporter. I guess if a person is African-American and speaks clearly and fluently without any ghetto twang, we can forget that they are black. Need I say more?

Definition of Fame Whore

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I stole this picture from TMZ, no video, just the picture.

Definition of a fame whore:  Posing and smiling while you get a ticket from your friendly police man.

Spencer Pratt, the non surgical enhanced husband of Heidi Montag-Pratt had the fortune of getting pulled over because his monster truck didn’t have mud flaps.  Why should  he care if his big ole truck spits up rocks and debris at other cars?   Spenc only received a fix it ticket and has until March 15th to put on the correct the situation.  Another way to get free publicity, he’ll think of anything!

Brad Calls Angelina a Bitch Behind Her Back?

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I put up a post a few days ago about the possible demise of Brangelina.  Denials are flying from their publicists that their 5 year union is in jeopardy.  As with most gossip,  no one will ever know the true story except Brad and Angelina.  Us Weekly is running with reasons for their supposed split.  I read the Internet version and had to laugh.

Us Weekly is reporting that even though they haven’t split yet, it is  going to happen.  One of the reasons why they are splitting? Sources close to the couple are saying that Angelina “feels that she’s shouldering the parental burden of their six kids. ”

 Maddox – age 8  Pax – age 6  Zahara – age 5  Shiloh – age 3  Vivienne and Knox – 18 months

To sum it up, “Angie feels like Brad isn’t pulling his weight.  She’s exhausted and has been overwhelmed.  She has nannies, but she wants to do it herself.  Her kids are all in different stages now, running around, needing attention.” 

Angie will “yell at Brad when he makes the eggs too runny or burns something.”  Sources are also claiming that “the spats have gotten so bad recently that Brad is “calling her a bitch behind her back.” 

Cry me a river! 

I’ve heard all the stories how Angelina is a good will ambassador to all of the poor children of  the world.   She has donated millions of dollars for her causes.  For this I do applaud her, but somewhere deep in the recesses of my mind, I really think there is something  just not quite right about this women.  To have the luxury of having just about anything one could possible want, and she bitches about this?  For sake, I do hope this is just another one or those Hollywood gossip tales. 

  

 

 

Gary Coleman – Show’s His Willis to Get Out of Jail

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Normally if you take a black man, a camera, some cash and a jail cell you have a pretty good setting for a porno, that is unless the black man is Arnold from “Different Strokes”, Aka Gary Coleman…  

Gary Coleman, the Child-Star from ‘Different Strokes’, which itself brings to mind all sorts of jokes, was arrested this past Sunday on charges of domestic violence…

Oh, it gets better….

An alleged movie producer sent out a press release claiming he had gotten Coleman out of jail after dangling money for his bail  in front of him but only if Coleman would agree to dangle lil Gary infront of the cameras!  He actually said if Coleman would agree to allow them to use nude footage of him in their movie, but same thing… 

In any case, I can picture Gary saying to the producer, ”What chu talking bout”!

Several more reputable media outlets in Utah, however, are saying the person who fronted Coleman’s bail isn’t a movie producer at all–but a fan who owns a loan business… 

When the producers were contacted they wouldn’t answer the question……

Nancy Grace Knows How To Take Statements Out of Context?

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Television  personality and attorney, Nancy Grace,  is getting a taste of her own medicine.  Grace and CNN are  being sued for wrongful death by the estate of Melinda Duckett.  Duckett was the  mother of a missing 2-year old boy, Trenton, who was interviewed by Grace then later committed suicide.  Duckett’s parents are accusing Grace of “intentional infliction of emotional distress” that led to her suicide.   I actually looked up the footage of this show and saw how Grace accused this women of being behind her son’s disappearance and belittled her unmercifully.  Grace played to the cameras masterfully like she usually does.  Now the funny part….
 
As part of the lawsuit, depositions are scheduled this Thursday in Atlanta, GA,  complete with cameras in the courtroom and on Nancy Grace.  Guess what?  Grace did not want her depostion taped because she “feared clips would appear on TV and online, taking her out of context and splicing bits and pieces together to make her look bad.”  Now I wonder why she would ever think such a thing? 
 
According to TMZ, the sitting judge didn’t buy it for a second, cameras will be rolling, but the judge did rule that the tape cannot be released to the media without the courts permission. 
 
Damn, I really wanted Nancy Grace to get a taste of her own medicine.  Maybe she has helped keep cases in the limelight, but I just cannot stand this women.  It wouldn’t be so bad if she didn’t take statements out of context and let her questions get answered before rudely cutting the speaker off.    Oh, and just to be mean and spiteful, I hope she loses the lawsuit.  Oh, and please, please Mr. Judge release the tape to the media!
 

Brangelina No More.

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OH NO! 

After a mere short 5 years, the power couple of the 90’s just might be over.  London’s News of the World is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are headed for splitsville.  Sources are claiming that the couple has sought out a California divorce attorney and have already agreed how to divide their huge fortune and huge family.  Even though the couple were never married it is believed that a contract was drawn up similiar to a pre-nuptial agreement, citing  the structure of their split including custody and all shared property. 

Custody will be shared with the primary residence of the children  being with Angelina. 

Rumours have been floating around for quite some time of a possible split and at least one public argument was observed in January.  In fact, sources are citing that the actual “seperation agreement” was signed in January.  Even though the couple have split, they want the world to know that they will both be involved with the raising of the kids. 

Again, it goes to  prove that good looks, money, and fame can’t buy blissful happiness.  If this piece of gossip is true – Such a shame!

**Note**  According to Perez Hilton, Brangelina’s reps are saying that this is all hogwash.  The couple are still deeply in love.  Let’s see if Perez has an inside scoop.

Big Brother’s ‘Gay Cowboy’ PACKS MORE THAN HIS BAGS

Big Brother’s ‘Gay Rodeo Champion’, Steven Daigle, has recently decided to show off his Rodeo skills and do some bucking for the cameras.   This time, however,  it’s not on a horse, or at-least not the kind with 4-legs….

After being given the shaft,  by “Big Brother“  18-months ago, Steven Daigle says he felt soooo cumfortable in front of the cameras he’s decided to film a man-on-man-on-man sex-tape.

Daigle claims he never expected his life to take this turn, but when presented with the opportunity, I dove in head first…. 

Approached by Chi Chi LaRue, the two originally met at a “Big Brother” wrap party.  The company C1R will be producing the movie.

Bristol Palin Tells Levi Jonhnston – SHOW ME THE MONEY

Sarah Palin isn’t the only one “Going Rogue” in the Palin family.  Bristol, Sarah Palin’s un-wed teen daughter,  might be going rogue herself, or at-least where  her deadbeat baby daddy turned Playgirl butt model, Levi Johnston is concerned.

Court documents filed Thursday afternoon by Bristol Palin’s lawyer, pending a permanent child support order, is demanding that he pay $1,750 a month in child support, retroactive to the birth of their son Tripp on December 27, 2008.

Bristol believes that Levi’s Johnston has pulled out in excess of $105,000 in 2009 from media interviews and “modeling activities.”

In a sworn statement, Bristol stated, “I have received limited and sporadic financial assistance from Levi.”  She also claims that Levi has has only paid her $4,400 since the birth of their child–$3,000 on September 9, 2009 and $1,400 on December 19th.

Tank Jones, Levi’s pimp manager, says Levi paid Bristol over $10,000 since their son’s birth.  Of-course he only knows what Levi has told him…  He also claims that Levi doesn’t make money off every interview he does, though he didn’t say exactly how much Levi has made.

Why do I expect to see pictures of Levi and Jon Gosselin hanging out soon?

Kate Gosselin HATES her Hair.

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According to the latest addition of US Weekly, Katie Gosselin HATES her brand new 20 hour $7000 hair extensions.  Sources close to Kate (really now) says she feels they look over processed and damaged.  To make matters worse, Kate’s two oldest daughters Mady and Cara saw their Mom and started laughing, then added the preteen “Ewwww” to top it off. ( I wonder if they added gross)    So what does grown up Kate do?  She marches to her bedroom for an old fashioned pity party complete with tears!

Never fear folks, those same close sources have also stated that Kate had a stylist visit her home to show her how to style her new found hair.  God, I hope it’s  not the same women that was responsible for the toilet brush on back of the head look.

Katt Williams – Arrested for Breaking Into Home

Katt Williams was a guest–not a burglar, or at-least that’s his story after being accused of breaking into a Georgia home with a crowbar.

The home belonging to Barry Hankerson, is where Katt had been living for almost a month while filming a movie produced by Hankerson.

Katt “Katt-burglar” Williams – age 38 – was arrested early Monday after an employee of Hankerson’s – Daniel Broach – called the popo to report Williams had broken into the home with a crowbar.

Katt’s bail was set at $40,000 in a hearing later Monday afternoon.  Katt sat in jail while his lawyers scampered about looking for some cash to get the comedian out of da-pokie…

The police report said about $3,500 in jewelry and collectible coins were stolen, which his lawyer said “we absolutely deny.”

True or not?  We’ll see, in the mean time I’m sure the incident will will give Williams plenty of new material for his next HBO special!

Sarah Palin – Fox News Debut (YOU GO GIRL)

 

Well, It’s finally happened!  Sarah Palin has made her debut on Fox News…. 

Sarah Palin, or “Levi Johnston’s baby mama mama”, as I like to call her, finally had her day on Fox News… 

I know I’ll catch a lot of flack from my liberal friends but I think Sarah is GREAT!  She is the only politician that has EVER been willing to “OUT” the Presidential election and show it for the farce that it is.  That in my opinion says a LOT about her character.

The American People, I feel,  are led like cattle and told what they want to hear in order to achieve a predetermined effect decided by politicians rather than the actual facts.  Sarah may not be perfect but at-least she is willing to give her actual opinion and not some pre-scripted answer written by professional writers.

Taylor Pew – Parents Fight to Keep Childs Long Hair in School

Wether it’s keeping malnourished Pitt-Bulls chained to the front porch of their single-wide or collecting automobiles that don’t work in their front-yard, Some people just amaze me….  I’ve often contemplated if people are raised to be White Trash or if they just wake up like that one day?   Finally we know the answer! 

Taylor Pew, a 4-year-old that lives in Balch Springs near Dallas has been suspended  from school since November after officials there declared his hair is too long.  I have to admit, his hair doesn’t look that long to me, but instead of having the 4-year-old’s hiar cut so he can get back in school and get an education, his parents have decided to fight for their rights!  Boy,  do I have my priorities mixed up!

Looking like a scene from a drug induced late-night made for TV  biker-movie, Taylor’s parents, in their Saturday night best, went before the School Board Monday, all three with their hair in pony-tails, to plead their case.  They were told his hair doesn’t meet dress code.  They were also told they may have his hair braided if they wish but his hair couldn’t be over his ears.    His mother, however, says that isn’t good enough!

Taylor’s parents, who I guess may have had some trouble when they were in school also, claim that braiding Taylor’s hair would cause his scalp to bleed.   Taylor’s mother added she could understand the suspension if it were due to her son’s  behavior but not because of his long hair.  Elizabeth Taylor, his mother not the actress, says she will send him to school Tuesday with his hair in a pony-tail and with bobby-pins in the back to help keep it up but doesn’t expect him to be allowed to attend class.  GOOD GREIF! 

The parents also claim Taylor wants to let his hair grow out for “Locks of Love,” in support of his aunt who has cancer.  Locks of Love is a great organization that makes wigs for cancer patients who have lost their own hair due to chemotheropy.  I find it hard to believe, however, that a 4-year-old that doesn’t know that Santa isn’t real could make that kind of decision or statement.

Jon Gosselin – HAILEY IS SCARED OF JON

SHIT!  I’ve been away for a few days and seems like the world’s gone crazy…  Been having problems wit my chitlin but they’re OK now but there is soooo much stuff I have to put my 2-cents in on, especially if it has to do with The Gosselins, so get ready….

Jon Gosselin – New single dad and father of 8 has apparently decided that just sleeping with young inexperienced women who might mistake his “Little Asian Penis” for normal sized isn’t enough!  Now he wants to rough them up too!

According to Hailey Glassman, Jon’s proclaimed (Soul Mate),  Jon roughed her up in his ( International Playboy Batular Pad!)  See “The Beverly Hillbillies” for reference….

According to the scoop, and no that’s not a website but it probably should be, Hailey G. had to file a harassment complaint against Jon with the NYPD after he pushed her into a wall on December 20th in the apartment where they were living TOGETHER… And yes, that was BEFORE the break-in of his apartment on the 27th where someone left a message signed ( Hailey )stuck to his dresser with a butcher knife!

Hailey’s  ”friend” Mandy Sassano gave all kinds of tidbits about what’s been happening between the two in a recent interview…  Here is a run-down if Mandy’s comments…

 The situation has gotten totally out of hand and Hailey is now Hailey is very scared of Jon Gosselin, she just wants him to leave her alone.

She told me that the attack story is true and that he pinned her to the wall of their apartment after he got into “mantrum” a jealous rage when she was photographed with (boxing promoter) Damon Feldman.

Hailey reported Jon to the police and she believes that he is totally trying to set her up and ruin her life.

Anybody that knows Hailey will tell you that she is not capable of trashing the apartment that they used to share.  It’s just not her style. 

She told me he NEVER even had a Ming vase that he claims that she smashed inside the place.

Hailey is totally over the whole relationship and she just wants to move on with her life.  Jon is the one who is acting like an idiot and can’t seem to put it behind him.

She has now set up a new apartment in New York but she’s still anxious that he will try and track her down and keep pestering her.

Apparently he has a way of finding out where she is through his GPS system and that really freaks her out!  It’s time for him to back-off because her friends and famile are worried and upset now!

The truth is Hailey just got swept away in the moment and she now realizes that she made a mistake ever getting involved with Jon Gosselin.

He has manipulated her so many times that she now knows he is somebody that she definitely cannot trust any longer.

Hailey claims that she gave Jon an $80,000 loan to re-pay money back into his joint bank account with his wife after he pleaded with Hailey that he could not pay the money and that he feared he might loose his kids as a result.

I remember one occasion when we were out for a meal with Jon and Hailey and a few other people and he actually had the nerve to use one of Kate’s credit cards to pay for the four of us – that’s the type of person he is!

Jon appears very reserved and puiet but he can be very devious and likes to use people and the way that he has been acting recently has been totally unstable.

At this point Hailey want nothing more to do with him and as a good friend I’m just really concerned that he will not leave her alone….

WOW!  Chalk another one up for JON!  LOL…  What a looooser!  However, I’m sure there are still “Jon supporters” who will dismiss Mandy’s story as made-up!  COME ON PEOPLE!  WAKE-UP AND SMELL THE GOSSELIN!!!!!!

Stupid People Don’t Even Know They’re Stupid!

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I haven’t been posting on here lately, not because I don’t love each and every one of you, but because I’ve been working my ass off lately.  And quite honestly, once I get home, the last think I want to write about is some millionaire’s troubles and how he can’t keep it in his pants, or whether she exploits her children or not.  Fair Enough?

Anyway, before Dale and Margie fire me, I’ve decided to just throw up something on my mind.  Why in the hell do people hear something and then spread it as gospel?  I’m not just talking idle gossip, such as celebrities and things, but like really important facts that one needs to know in life.   If Joe Blow down the street tells you that a new law has been passed that allows you to drive without insurance, would you do it?  That’s just an example, not a true story, but catch my drift?  I actually know people who would go out and cancel their insurance then drive; then of course blame Joe Blow when they got cited by the police.  Stupid people amaze me. 

 And also, have you ever noticed on a blog comment thread how people willl outright attack one another for having different opionions?  It’s like some people can only feel intelligent if they are putting someone else down.  Or comment on spelling errors..that one really gets me.  Sure, if a post is littered with mistakes that’s one thing, but gee whiz, common typing errors, give me a break.  Have you ever noticed how some people must look through a thesaurus when posting.  Sometimes I have to open up a new window and look up the words.    But foremost just have a different opinion, and the war of the words begin, and in CAPTIAL LETTERS.  That’s so you can try to intimidate the other party.  Or maybe just to let them know that you are really angry.  Anway, Stupid people just amaze me…

Jon Gosselin – APARTMENT BURGLARY

Oh Dear god!  The Jon Gosselin Drama just never seems to stop!  Now someone has broken in and supposably ransacked his high priced New York apartment!  I’ve seen the inside of single guys apartments before and believe me, it probably already looked that way before the break-in….

According to reports, however, Jon returned to  his Manhattan apartment yesterday and found all of his “STUFF“, shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtains, rugs, furnishing and inflatable sex doll, etc. cut into little pieces!  Thats not all, the perp had also taken his television, CD player, coffee maker, Nintendo Wii game, dishes, pots and pans and smashed an alleged Ming vase, said to be over 100 years old…

OH, wait, it gets even better!

In his bedroom was a note that was stuck to his dresser with a butcher knife that called him a “CHEATER” and signed Hailey Glassman!

Jon called the Popo who fingerprinted and photographed his apartment.  Jon says he wants felony charges brought against whoever is responsible…

Jon and ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman who was accompanied by her attorney,  have both been questioned about the burglary but law enforcement say no charges have been filed, YET!

I’m no detective, however, Jon also isn’t the brightest crayon in the box either! 

If I’m not mistaken,  Jon’s apartment is in Trump Towers which I’m sure has “state of the art” security cameras which I’m also pretty sure would have captured someone had they been carrying a TV, a Wii, coffee maker, dishes and pots and pans from the building!  And who the hell would steel pots and pans anyway?  Maybe Jon’s been seeing Rachael Ray…. 

And if Jon ever had a priceless vase in his possession, I’m sure he would have already have taken it to the pawn shop to help pay the new 5-figure monthly child-support that he was just slapped with by the court during his divorce proceeding…   After all, they did just announce3 days before his divorce, that Jon was broke since the courts also decided to uphold the TLC contract forbidding him to make any more unauthorized appearances thus cutting off Jon’s only source of income. 

And even Hailey isn’t stupid enough to leave a note AND SIGN THE DAMN THING……

Anyway,

Sounds like Jon needed some funds  and decided to cash in on some insurance money to me…

Charlie Sheen’s – CHRISTMAS DRAMA / ALCOHOL & 911 DON’T MIX

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Today’s news on the Celebrity Gossip front has been pretty slow.  Seems most are either still sleeping off their Christmas Spirits or waiting for their bail to be posted!  Charlie Sheen is no exception, seeing he just got released from the pokie after learning alcohol and 911 don’t mix… 

Most places are breaking the story down into segments but I slept in this-morning so here’s the whole run down….

Charlie Sheen, “Two and a Half Men” star was busted Christmas Day for domestic violence…  Before you assume he was the bad-guy, however,  wait and read the whole drama.

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen was arrested in Aspen, Colorado after Police responded to a 911 call that was made at 8:43 AM.  He was charged with felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief – which is a misdemeanor.  The Popo says all three charges are “coupled with a domestic violence component”.  

At the time of the arrest neither the police nor Sheen’s reps would release the accusers name to protect his / her privacy.

An ambulance did arrive on the scene, but the alleged victim was not taken anywhere.  Also keep in mind, in Colorado, when a person is arrested for domestic violence, law mandates a protective order between the alleged victim and the perp.

After spending most of Christmas behind bars, or rather plexy-glass, Charlie finally got to speak to da judge and was released on $8,500 bond.  Around the same time it was released that Charlie’s wife, Brooke Mueller was the alleged victim.

Mueller supposedly called 911 claiming Sheen assaulted her but Charlie says she was the aggressor and he was just fending her off.

According to Law enforcement sources, Aka-buddies of  TMZ, Brook Mueller, Charlie’s wife,  was legally drunk when she called 911 and has since fessed up that her allegations were phony!  Authorities gave both Charlie and his Wifie blood alcohol tests.  Brooke registered .13 while Charlie only registered a .04….

Brooke also took back her story about being abused while speaking to a female officer before the bail hearing, telling the shecop she was drunk off her ass when she called 911! 

The bad news is even though she admits she was dRuNk at the time of the call and that the abuse never happened, law enforcement says they will still pursue the case.

Today, the day after the arrest, Police contacted  Charlie’s wife,  and probably soon to be “ex“, and she has told them she is done talking about the incident and doesn’t want to cooperate any further.

Charlie will be  prosecuted by Arnold Mordkin, a Chief Deputy D.A. who runs the Aspen office.  TMZ spoke to Mordkin who said he hasn’t seen the police reports yet, but says, “Generally speaking, our office files charges when police make an arrest.”  He also said he plans to file charges on February 8, 2010 — Charlies next court date. 

Mordkin also admitted that it is not uncommon for people who are in the middle of an event to change their views later, and warned, “I often file criminal charges against someone who falsely accuses someone.” 

Pink – TOO SEXY FOR THE STAGE (video)

Check out this video!  First thing I thought was, I wonder if Pink’s been taking lessons from Adam Lambert!  LOL

Carey Hart, Pinks boy-toy,  shows up on stage during one of Pinks shows and after Pink, tries to touch his feet with her tongue – via his throat – the rest of the crew strips him down and guess what happens next!

NOPE!  They beat him with pillows then Pink Plops down on his crotch!  I guess it’s a good thing she WASN’T doing the show on “LIVE TV”….

Steven Tyler – Goes to REHAB!

Steven Tyler has checked himself into REHAB… WHO’D A THUNK?

With all of the celebs we’ve lost this year, several of which seem to be connected to prescription drug use, seems Steven Tyler of Aerosmith figured he better get some help!

Steven Tyler, 61, says he became addicted to pain medication after suffering multiple injuries over the past 10-years of performing.  “With the help of my family and team of medical professionals, I am taking responsibility for the management of my pain and am eager to be back on the stage and in the recording studio with my band-mates”.

Lets face it, news of a “ROCK STAR” entering Rehab isn’t that big of a news story, in-fact, it’s sorta expected.  BUT, I want to know, was Geritol part of  his daily regiment of pain killers or what?

The fact that he’s 61 and still going strong is whats amazing…  He’s living the life we’ve all wanted but were warned not to!  SexDrugs and Rock-n-Roll, you’d expect him to already be dead for god sake!  Steven, however, is still going AND PERFORMING, or at-least on-stage.  No news on the Viagra angle… YET!

 

Used Condoms In The Ashtray?

I follow another blog  My Very Worst Date Love is a Battlefield and this remark came up in the comment section.  Maybe a few of you men can tell me if you’ve ever heard of this.  According to these statistics I must live a very sheltered life, because I have never heard of this practice.

 

This is a breakdown of countries in the world where men put a used condom in the ashtray of their car as a good luck charm.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

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Females Even Rule Christmas!

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Kate Gosselin – ONE DAY AFTER HER DIVORCE (FUNNY)

AKate Gosselin has never been someone to sit on her ass, without bitching even the day after her divorce was final from new ex-hubby, Jon…

Kate appeared on Jay Leno, Via Satellite, to answer ”Jay’s 10 @ 10 with Kate Gosselin” the day following her divorce.  For the first time she actually seemed happy.  I would almost describe her as giddy! 

Anyway. 

There was a 2 second time delay which was sorta annoying at first, but made for good comedy, when Jay cracked  jokes and the audience laughed but Kate would  have a blank stare on her face!  Couldn’t tell if she didn’t think it was funny or WHAT?  Then she would laugh after the the thrill was gone!

She admitted she is a wild woman and if she had to choose the reality show she would most like to be on, it would be “Dancing Wtih the Stars”.

So, get ready!  We all know Kate usually gets what she wants, the house, the money, the kids, the Condo in Utah, etc…….

New Endorsements For Tiger

New endorsments? No, not really, but I did crack up when I saw this and thought I’d share.

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Tiger is Eating His Words Now.

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“I just think that if you made that big of a mistake you gotta come out and just be contrite… be honest… and just tell them — tell the public that I was wrong and I think waiting a lot of time I think he got a lot of people polarized…. Personally I think, I’m not really good at this, but I just think if he would have come out earlier I think he would have diffused a little more of it. Whatever it is, what he was involved in was not good.”

What a tangled path we weave.  Above is a quote from Tiger Woods on the Michael Vick dogfighting fiasco.  Isn’t it much easier to give advice than to take it?

Only in America could Football be more Important Then a Name.

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Well it’s about damn time. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have finally found the time to name their brand new baby boy. By brand new, I mean already a week old. One week old with no name!

Due to their conflicting schedules (Brady and football), the couple hadn’t found any time to discuss a name.

After one week of careful deliberations the winner is: Benjamin Brady   It took one week to come up with that!